★@naruto
12hprofesor got added for the vibes and stayed for the bit
profile dossierGN-0006 rank #1/6
profesor
sleep schedule outlaw
status
last seen unknown
aura
dormant
vanity
gayest.network/profesor
roast terminal
> if procrastination were a sport, profesor would still be in the queue lobby.
the wall
Recent network graffiti
◼@walchar
13hprofesor hiding the Steam library like state secrets
◒@clonik
14hprofesor emits low-frequency chaos
steam status
offline
live from Steam API
ProfesorLumberjack
76561198130366945
Not in game. Last seen unknown.
links
achievements
3/7 unlocked
✅
Verified Entity
common · 100%
Verified Entity
Known by the network, tolerated by everyone.
💳
Steam Sale Survivor
rare · 38%
Steam Sale Survivor
Opened the sale and lived to explain the receipt.
🏆
Topfragger
epic · 21%
Topfragger
Carried the match, then claimed it was luck.
🌙
Night Shift
rare · 46%
Night Shift
Saw 4am and called it a checkpoint.
🛠
Pretending To Ship
common · 64%
Pretending To Ship
Opened the editor and moved a card to done.
🎙
VC Veteran
rare · 42%
VC Veteran
Joined for five minutes. Stayed until sunrise.
🌱
Touched Grass
legendary · 9%
Touched Grass
Rare verified outdoor interaction.
timeline
◍
May 7, 2018 · vc
first all-night Discord VC
▤
Aug 31, 2019 · join
certified into the network
▲
Jun 19, 2018 · peak
achieved peak organism status
☰
Dec 10, 2020 · steam
wishlist declared a protected habitat
daily roll
96%
today
7d agotoday
stats
Steam sale resistance
40%
commits that work
2
anime backlog
28
"one more game"
6x/night
copium reserves
88%
wishlist guilt
98%
shipgraph
